My Search for weed online

Buy weed online everybody says, right, sure.

IMG_0339Ok, so I got this big project I’m working on, a marijuana grow tent inside an old forest garden shack with an indoor grow of 12 plants. Actually it’s only part of a bigger picture, my organic inside grow.

It’s going to make a killer grow room but It needs work, lots of it, if I’m going to do it right! First insulation, then reflective material, add an inline exhaust blower with carbon filter, ocsillating fans, air intake, 1200 watt LED lights, special organic soil, soil and water testers, etc.

Hidden away on my little four acres of countryside in the heart of the US this little shed is soon to make me famous. Well maybe for 15 minutes anyway!

In the meantime and until first harvest I need to replenish my VA supplied pain meds for my PTSD and score some medical marijuana for everything else, it’s in the grow budget and keeps me from flinging hammers and kicking immovable objects.

Aha, buying pot online is not as easy as you thought!

legality-of-pot-in-the-us-map-the-united-states-of-marijuana-medical-marijuanaThe VA meds are easy to get but I have moved from a legal to buy marijuana state to one where it’s still very much illegal. My status as a disabled vet don’t cut no ice here, no matter how much PTSD I suffer from. So where can I go to get enough weed to get me through to harvest time, well, the internet of course, where I get most everything. I go online, type buy marijuana online in Google and lo and behold there are dispensaries listed there that will sell you any marijuana product you want, edibles, pre-rolled joints, oil, flowers, all of it! An old potheads wettest dream, right?

Not so fast old timer

downloadIs it legal to buy online or not? Or do people just do it? Most everyone, including legal eagles, pot lawyers,  sea lawyers, etc that pop up on the first page when searching this subject strongly advise not to buy it online. I mean it’s an absolute NO vote from them! They further tell you that if a dispensary sells you marijuana and you live in a state that has not legalized it, it is against the law, they can be shut down by the Feds. They say that banks won’t handle the transactions yet you see Mastercard and Visa Logos on their websites. Very confusing, I need for someone to set me straight on this issue. Marijuana laws to the layman seem to be changing daily! Can I buy it online or not?

My U.S. Greenbacks $$ are still man’s best friend

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I have also been advised in further searches online that if I want to buy marijuana using my computer without getting scammed out of my money by unscrupulous fake weed sellers ala the ones on Craigslist, that I must use the TOR browser, a browser that protects your privacy and gives you anonymity online. I’m then supposed to use this deep web search engine to search for someone who will sell me real weed AND even send it to Walmart for me to pick up! Unbelievable! Then I just handle the transaction using Bitcoin and my weed arrives wherever I send it. (has all this new dope smoking caused us to be so paranoid about our privacy?)

I think I will pass on all this crap and just go cold turkey until a friend with some good smoke takes pity on me. This Bitcoin deal and deep web stuff is for the kids to figure out. over and out!